Richard Simmons maintains a quiet life away from the public eye, having retreated from the spotlight for over a decade, making his last public appearance in February 2014.
Since then, the fitness guru, 75, has maintained a stream of updates through his Facebook page, recently creating major buzz with a statement mistakenly leading fans to believe he was "dying."
Hours after clarifying that wasn't the case, he shared a new Facebook post
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what's that blemish which is so small?" he mused at the start. "There was this strange looking bump under my right eye. I had a tube of neosporin which I would put on [in] the morning and the evening….it was still there. It was time to call my dermatologist."
After a visit to the dermatologist, and getting a few skin cells scraped to test, he continued: "He comes back about 20 minutes later and says the C word. You have cancer. I asked him what kind of cancer and he said Basal Cell Carcinoma. I told him to stop calling me dirty names. He laughed."
Richard joked that he was recommended botox in his forehead and for his smile lines, but simply responded "Not today, doctor" and left.
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"When I got home I called Dr. Ralph A. Massey who was from England. I waited in his waiting room and said hello to all of these people who had skin cancer as well. I was shocked to see all of the skin cancers that they had."
Painting a more light-hearted picture of the scene, Richard added: "I slowly walked in this pristine room and Dr Massey came in to greet me…'I have to apologize I just finished eating lox, bagels, and onions.' He smelled like a deli. But I didn't care, I just needed his help."
"He explained that he has to burn my skin to remove the cancer cells. There was no numbing it, just had to be done with a small instrument. As he started burning my skin a tear dropped down my cheek."
He continued: "You can't cry during this and he wiped my tear. The burning really hurt my skin. It lasted about 30 minutes. 'Come back in an hour and a half and see if I got it all out.'"
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While the Sweatin' to the Oldies creator never fully finished his tale, he did tease that there was more to come, writing "to be continued" and ending with a further picture of his diagnosis as his fans inundated his comments section with love and support.
"After driving around the city, I went back to some sad news. I didn't get it all out. He burned my face again. This time was worse than before…It was deeper. I did not cry this time but I did grit my teeth. 'Come back in another hour and a half.'"
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